joke of the day

4:11 PM me: http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile?rl=fpp&uid=5505217677892533160

Vishwaraj: iska kya

4:13 PM me: dekh

Vishwaraj: ye toh apni whore hai

kya dukhu ?

me: shutup

not mine

Vishwaraj: :P

ok ur GF :P

4:14 PM my whore

me: fuck off

Vishwaraj: kya dekhna hai bolega

me: notin

u asked me if she delted her profuile

4:15 PM Vishwaraj: whn i asked ?

me: may be 2 days b4

Vishwaraj: toh haan yaa naah bol deta ..

salle

hor ka pro visit karwa diya

:x

naha ke aana padega

chapter 20

Chapter 20

inconsistency and confusion describe the characteristics profile of this female
same goes for her love life too
she will never be committed to a single guy and remains unfaithful too, so never try to bind her
let her enjoy her freedom, and she will allow you to fcuk her, but she will never return back to you even if she gets tired of her expeditions (actually she always finds out some new expeditions)
her dreams are very different from that of a normal female
she hums a different tune which will make you fall pray to her, and nobody will even know about your death
she is like a butterfly, which sits on every flower, but belongs to none
position and power matters a lot to her along with the money and bank balance
if you want her to fall in love with you, spend a lot of cash on her, show her money, buy her expensive stuff, take her to pubs and discotheques
she will make you trust her completely and will not give you an opportunity to be unduly suspicious of her activities
before committing, she will dissect your behavior and then dissect your life

chapter 19

Chapter 19

she is unbelievably smart and knows very well how to keep people busy with useless matters..
she has a born characteristic to fool people so as to get her business done..
due to the exposure to sales and marketing, very good at convincing anyone and making them believe to whatever that she says and in the process makes very nice use of them..
she will always keep you away from her friends, away from her social circle, so that you can never get to find out the truth about her promiscuous behavior, about her die hard crushes and the guys close to being her boyfriend (whom she is chasing)..
and if somehow you find out anything about (her so many other) affairs, then you better get fucked before she finds out that you have found out about her being a SLUT
undoubtedly genius at practicing to keep necessary people at bay, this way nobody will ever know what she is doing to you, and afterward nobody will believe you..
if you were in a relationship with her, no matter how hard you try, in the end nobody will believe that you even ever existed in her life..
she can go to any level in order to get your sympathy
she will even get herself raped to gain your attention and label someone with a rapist degree
much more to come hereafter, stay tuned

chapter 18

Chapter 18

she is a parasite..
in more aggregated terminology, can say a human SYMBIOTE..
an extremely deadly organism (better known as BITCH) that bonds with humans in order to survive..
she will eat out her victims' (read as YOUR) brain in order to keep you fooling and disconnect you from the surrounding world, so then you believe (blindly trust) her and only her..
once allowed to get attached, you will experience hard time keeping her away..
you are just a pray for her..
she will feed on your dreams and emotions, using it for her own comfort and then somehow she will convince you to mind your own business..
she will be around as long as you have money..
all that she wants is her own happiness and your money..
she will utilize all your time and strength, then show to everybody that how useless you are..
guys are just material for her..
use, reuse, recycle and then throw away when no more useful to her..
she holds a masters degree in manipulating the truth, hiding the lies and covering up the traces, even if you doubt or try to know about the truth, your efforts will be washed away in her tears..

ए खुदा

बस एक ही गुज़ारिश है

chapter 17

Chapter 17

she is the kind of a girl, you don't want to be as your bride..
she is the kind of a girl, your parents don't want as their daughter in law..

coming from slum area, she is attracted towards the high profile lifestyle..
always jealous about all other girls, cause she can not match their levels in maturity as well as morality..
tries to live lavish lifestyle by spending money on costly clothing and expensive stuff, enjoy free rides to pubs and discotheques for free (obviously) on behalf of someone else, (her parents never taught her to compromise in life)..

she thinks that she is not born to live in India..
actually I agree on this up to some extent.. but I feel that girls like her are not meant to live in this world at all..

she finds an immense pleasure in abusing people..
hurting people is her passion, and playing with their emotions is her most favorite game..
she is a wicked and emotionally sick girl, even worst than animals..

just her shadow can lead to an epidemic..
anybody who wants to live, better stay away from her sight..

60 things most girls don't know

-- Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah.. you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than one guy.. you're a HOE)

-- "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

-- Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

-- Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

-- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

-- Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

-- Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

-- A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

-- Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

-- Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

-- Guys get jealous easily.

-- Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

-- Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh... never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

-- Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

-- Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

-- Girls are guys' weaknesses.

-- Guys are very open about themselves.

-- It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

-- Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

-- If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

-- A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

-- Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

-- Guys will brag about anything.

-- Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

-- No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

-- Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

-- Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

-- Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

-- Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

-- Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

-- Try to be as straightforward as possible.

-- If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

-- If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

-- When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

-- When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

-- Guys don't really have final decisions.

-- If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

-- If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

-- When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

-- When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

-- Guys like femininity not feebleness.

-- Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

-- A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

-- Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

-- Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

-- Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

-- Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

-- If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

-- Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

-- A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

-- No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

-- Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

-- We don't like girls who are too skinny.

-- We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

-- Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ....

-- Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to.. it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

-- When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

-- Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs

-- Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it.. it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

-- Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that... after you let him know a couple times.

-- When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

know how I feel ?

sometimes I wish if this was easy
I want to leave you behind
I want you to be the past

but, I guess, its next to impossible
every night when I fall asleep, I see you in dreams
dreams turn nightmare very often, cause I see you almost always with someone else
WTF !!
I mean.. it's my dream, and I see you with..
ain't that great ?!

after loving you whole heartedly
and knowing you like this, almost completely
good memories and bad memories
they exist in contradiction
at the same place..
my fucked up mind

know how I feel ?
I can lie to the world, but I can't lie to the mirror
every day, every time, every time I tell myself
'I deserve this, I deserve being like this'

chapter 16

Chapter 16

she brings bad luck
very much like cat in nature
she will come to you, WHEN SHE NEEDS your attention, WHEN SHE NEEDS to be pampered
but if she crossed your path, then you are certainly going to have a bad life (unless you are a DOG)

she will always create a scene, for you or against you, no matter what place it is

she will not let go of any good lad without trying to impress and involve him in herself
she will not mind sleeping with you, even if you are just an acquaintance (its FUN dude)
always looking for guys to have one night stands

firstly she will do all kind of crazy things to make you fall for her, to make you trust her
and once she is done with the work, now that she had used you, got the pleasures for her and had satisfied herself, she will throw the shit on your face
if she has a problem with you, she will not tell you about it, but instead she will tell these things to your friends, malign your image and separate you from your loved ones
she will prove that she is too good and you are a worthless creature, a nuisance for everyone around

another day passes by

another day passes by
one more face without a smile

I see them standing
they're standing so close
she is starin at his eyes
and he's playin with her nose

I see him holding her hand
and givin her a red rose
I wish I could capture
they're just in a perfect pose

another day passes by
one more face without a smile

THANK YOU

Don't feel bad about ruining my life !!
Don't feel bad about betraying me !!
Don't feel bad about using bad words !!
Don't feel bad about breaking my heart !!
It is OK !!
Not a big deal, it happens with many people.
I'm not the only one !!
I will get my life on track, someday, somehow !!
I will get my trust back together and tape it !!
I will reminisce all your sweet words and stay alive !!
I will let my heart not to slip off my hands !!

I would have lost in this world, without you.
Thank you for making me what I am today.
Thank you for showing me the reality (or rather practicality) of the world.
Thank you for opening my eyes and making me see the ugliness in beauty.
THANK YOU for showing me how people can be.

I don't miss you, I miss the person, I thought you were.
You wonder why I don't talk to you ?
Believe me, its not that I don't want to, it's just that everything I want to say, doesn't matter, would not make any difference, would not make any sense.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH !!

NO !!
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH !!

I'm never gonna stop til' I get to you and those bastards of you, all of them !!!


And who's screwed up ?? YOU or ME ??

The one who never used to stay away from home, walked out, for YOU !!
The one who used to remember the phone numbers of his friends, now don't even remember when he last talked with them !!
The one who always used to care for everyone around, don't even care a damn about what his loved one's have gone through !!
The one who once had no reason to be unhappy, don't have a reason to be happy !!

There's more and more and more.. but why am I telling you ??
If you had ever cared (?) I would not be writing this !!

This song right here is based on a true story

Yeah, uh huh
It’s Richbeatz
This song right here is based on a true story
So sit down and listen"

This time was different (uh huh)
Felt like I was just a victim (yeah)
And it cut me like a knife (you cut me)
When you walked out of my life (you walked out)
Now I'm in this condition (yeah)
And I've got all the symptoms (uh huh)
And it cut me like a knife (you cut me)
But no matter what you'll never see me cry
(Nuh-uh, you will never see me cry)
(Nuh-uh, you will never see me cry)

I used to come home from school (school)
Straight to the phone
Just to talk to you (you)
See all the things I did
Or used to do (do)
You had my mind twisted
And so confused
But I still loved you til the end (til the end)
Why’s my life so rough?
Outta everything on my body
My heart’s getting touched (touched)
Feels like my heart hit deaf (deaf) (?)
Every relationship I’m in
I’m the one getting left (left)
I knew I shoulda left a long time ago (I know)
I loved you too much
I couldn’t let you go
And that lets me know that I care (yeah)
I can’t say the same cuz you still would be here (right here)
You would tell me it would be alright
Everything would go good when we talked all night (all night)
So for you, I hooked it up and felt safe (yeah)
You left me, it was just a lie to my face (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now, every girl I go and talk to (yeah)
I have this feeling
Where I feel I’m getting lied to
And it’s not you
It’s not your fault
I’m sorry, it’s mine
It’s everything that I been through (been through)
And it won’t change (won’t change)
So I ma change (I ma change)
You would never make me cry
Or hurt me again (nope)
So if you wanna leave (leave)
You can leave (bye)
It’s less pain to my heart
To where I can breathe (uh huh)
I hear the same old thing (thing)
It’s like it’s on repeat
The same old saying (saying)
Won’t you talk to me?
I’m here for you (right here)
You wasn’t there
When I was crying, now were you? (nope)
It’s hard to believe the things you meant
Everything you say to me, you saying to him (damn)
You say you wasn’t like them other broads
But in the end, come to find out you are

I’m not the type to get my heart broken (uh huh)
I’m not the type to get upset and cry (nope)
Cuz I never leave my heart open (ok)
Never hurts when you say goodbye (right)
Relationships tend too deep (?) to me (me either)
Never got (?) they all in my face (uh huh)
Cuz someone can take it on me truly (yeah)
That other time, it didn’t mean a thing (right)

My mind is gone
I'm spinnin’ round (yeah)
And deep inside
My tears I'll drown (yeah)
I'm losin' grip
What’s happenin’ (ok)
I stray from love (yeah)
This is how I feel (yeah, yeah)

This time was different
Felt like I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

प्यार तो कभी था ही नही

You are a BITCH

with love

FYI

Young women are becoming more promiscuous, with more sexual partners than men, according to a new survey.

By the age of 21, they have had sex with an average of nine lovers - two more than their male partner. The poll of 2,000 by a magazine revealed that one in four young women has slept with more than 10 people, compared with one in five men who had done the same.

Young women are also twice as likely to be unfaithful, with 50 per cent admitting they have cheated on a partner - half at least twice. The survey follows an academic study branded Britain one of the casual sex capitals of the Western world, with residents having more one-night stands and more liberal attitudes than those in Australia, France, the Netherlands, Italy and the US.

"Our results show that after decades of lying back and thinking of England, today's twenty-something women are taking control of their sex lives and getting what they want in bed," the Telegraph quoted Lisa Smosarski, the editor the magazine More , as saying.

The survey found that only 1 per cent of young women said that they would wait until marriage to have sex, with the majority losing their virginity at 16. More than 50 per cent said that they were not in love with their first partner and only one in three believe it is important to be in love with someone before going to bed with them.

Seven out of 10 said they had had a one-night stand, with a fifth admitting to having had more than five casual encounters. Also, 60 per cent said they would be prepared to do a "kiss-and-tell" and would sell their account of a one-night-stand with a famous person for 20,000 pounds.

Four out of 10 said they would marry for money or sleep with their boss if it meant they would get promoted, while a quarter would have an affair with a married man.

The survey also found young women are taking "huge risks" with their health, with 38 per cent not using a condom with a new partner and 16 per cent having contracted a sexually transmitted disease. However the respondents still claimed they are not having as much sex as they would like, with 13 per cent claiming their love life is "disappointing" and a further 10 per cent calling it "non-existent".

The survey also found that the average young woman has sex three times a week but would prefer to do it five times. (TNN)


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